Clumsy Klutz’s Morning is a silly poem for anyone with two left feet. Sometimes, everything goes wrong. But how gives
Clumsy Klutz’s Morning
Tumbled out of bed the wrong side
on to my big behind
slipped in the showerÂ
banged my head
jelly legs turn the stairs
into a bumpy slide
trousers torn / wait, hold on!
strong coffee will see me through
the universe is having a laugh
the jar of black stuff's empty
the curdling milk kicks last night's dinner
straight into projectile resurrection
time-ticking, panic-stricken
plus vomit stench and stains
push me on all fours back up the stairs
the shower water now cold / of course
Will scrubbing with soap
kill the clumsy klutz dead
I wonder out loud and burst into songÂ
O Sole Mio
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Walked into the office
smelling like roses
only five minutes late
not bad for a clumsy klutz
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